Random Acts of Blogness Vol. IX

Tag: Random

It’s been a really slow week in sports because the first round of the NBA Playoffs was a bust except for the Clippers/Grizzlies series. So with that, I decided it’s time for a brand new Random Acts of Blogness, because it has been since last fall that I wrote one. As always, these are a collection of my random thoughts that might be funny, weird, controversial, make you think, or just make you say “wow what loser thinks of that?” Either way, I promise it will entertain you. In this edition I discuss voicing over a eulogy for television, unisex colognes, Marisa Miller’s hypocritical complaints, and the need to hide hot pharmacists.

NFL Players Need To Quit Complaining About Saints Bounty System Penalties

Tag: NFL, Football

Fans and both former and current NFL players have been up in arms over NFL rule changes, fines, and suspensions for helmet-to-helmet hits the past few seasons. Now the story that has the players all riled up is the New Orleans Saints players receiving lengthy suspensions for their part in “Bounty-Gate”. Yet these are the same players that will someday take part in lawsuits against the NFL for failing to protect them. That’s why I am so sick of all the complaining they are doing. It’s their former colleagues’ fault that this is happening. The lawsuits are the main reason NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is making player safety a huge issue. Football is a violent sport so injuries and concussions can’t be eliminated, but Goodell has to do everything in his power to limit their occurrences. He has to come down hard on people like Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma who allegedly paid teammates to injure opposing players. A severe injury on the football field could drastically affect a player’s livelihood. Issues like this have to be taken seriously.

2012 NFL Draft First Round: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin III

Tag: NFL, Football

As I say every year (you guys remember everything I’ve ever written right?) I enjoy the NFL Draft even though it’s incredibly long and monotonous. But this year bored me. It was anticlimactic because we all knew the first two picks weeks in advance. Then about an hour before the draft began, the news broke that the Browns traded with the Vikings to move up one spot to take Alabama running back Trent Richardson. Knowing the first three picks takes out all the suspense and ruins the best aspect of the draft. The first round storylines revolved squarely around the quarterbacks: Andrew Luck, Robert Griffin III, Ryan Tannehill, and Brandon Weeden.

Big Ten Hoops Offseason So Far

Tag: Basketball, NCAA BB

It’s been an eventful few weeks since the college basketball season ended as a record number of unhappy players chose to transfer, coaches changed jobs, and stars are deciding whether or not to enter the NBA Draft. Here I take a look at the biggest storylines of the B1G offseason so far:

Coaching Changes

The coaching carousel was fairly quiet compared to years past, but the highest profile job opening was at Illinois after they fired Bruce Weber. The Illini came up empty chasing VCU’s Shaka Smart and Butler’s Brad Stevens, so they settled on former Ohio coach John Groce, who had just led the Bobcats to a Sweet 16 appearance. Illinois fans were upset with this hire at first because they live in a delusional world where they bought into CBS Sports’ Seth Davis’ argument that Illinois was a top ten job. I think it’s a great job but not top ten. In my opinion Groce is a great hire and the best candidate available after Shaka and Stevens turned them down. He’s a Thad Matta protégé and will bring a fresh energy to Illinois.

2012 NCAA Tournament Wrap-Up; Kentucky Wins Title

Tag: Basketball, NCAA BB

Kentucky cutting down the nets in New Orleans marked the end of the 2011-2012 college basketball season. While this year’s tournament didn’t have any buzzer beaters and lacked the Cinderella story that we’ve seen in recent years, I still thoroughly enjoyed it. I don’t know about anybody else but for me I love the underdogs the first weekend but then like to see the powerhouse programs in the Final Four. It produces entertaining games and we are able to witness a bunch of future NBA players go at it, something you don’t get when the mid-majors advance. This NCAA Tournament will be remembered for two things: Kentucky, the perceived evil empire, winning the championship and the two #15 seeds pulling first round upsets within hours of each other after it hadn’t happened since 2001.

Purdue Basketball Will Struggle In 2012-2013

Tag: Basketball, NCAA BB, Boilers

With Purdue’s 2011-2012 season now concluded, the Boilers transition to a new era as all the key players from the strong teams of the past three years are gone. I’m a known pessimist, but looking at the roster for the 2012-2013 season, I think even the biggest optimist would not be thrilled with the outlook. There’s inexperience, zero good defenders, a lack of shooters, and no team leaders. That is not a recipe for success. In the coming years Purdue will be fine and have more talent on the roster than I can ever remember, but not next season. Barring some major (and unlikely) offseason development, the Boilers will have a hard time making the NCAA Tournament as they’ll finish in the lower half of the Big Ten.

The three graduating seniors, Robbie Hummel, Ryne Smith, and Lewis Jackson, will be missed but not as much as I originally thought. Despite his struggles during the heart of B1G play, Hummel is simply irreplaceable. He was the team’s leading scorer and rebounder. He caused mismatches with his size and ability to shoot from the perimeter as everyone clearly saw against Kansas in the NCAA Tournament. Not having Hummel and Ryne Smith’s outside shooting is a big issue because that leaves senior D.J. Byrd as the only proven perimeter threat. But Smith was such a liability on the defensive end that Purdue will be fine without him. Due to multiple injuries Lewis Jackson wasn’t able to build on a very good junior campaign. He never developed a jump-shot and his defense was not up to the standard he set in previous years. Jackson was the heart and soul of the team and it’s his leadership that will be missed more than his actual talent. (I’m still a Lew Jack fan though, nobody was tougher, he just never could get healthy in all four years.)

The End of the Robbie Hummel Era

Tag: Basketball, NCAA BB, Boilers

With the heartbreaking loss to Kansas last Sunday, the remarkable career of Robbie Hummel came to a close. It was great to see him go out playing one of his best games as he dropped 26 points and grabbed 9 rebounds. Hummel was the key figure in the resurgence of Purdue Basketball and will be remembered for being a 3-time All-Big Ten selection, reaching the Sweet 16, and winning a Big Ten regular season and tournament championship. All of those are phenomenal achievements, but what makes it sad is that the multiple knee injuries will be Hummel’s lasting legacy. Had he never been injured I truly believe he would have led Purdue to at least one Final Four and who knows, maybe a national championship. In that case he would have gone down as the most popular player in Purdue history. It’s not even debatable. In a way though, Hummel’s career is a microcosm of Purdue Athletics: show so much promise and come so close, but never quite reach that pinnacle.

2012 NCAA Tournament Preview: East and Midwest Regions

Tag: Basketball, NCAA BB

Here is the second part of my NCAA Tournament preview:

EAST

Top 5 Seeds: (1) Syracuse, (2) Ohio State, (3) Florida State, (4) Wisconsin, (5) Vanderbilt

This must be the “Perennial Underachievers” region. If you want to go risky with your Final Four pick, this is the region to do it in. Syracuse, Ohio State, Wisconsin, and Vanderbilt usually get upset early in the tournament. Syracuse is one of the worst defensive rebounding teams in the country (ranked 341st out of 345 teams) and that makes no sense considering their massive size in the post and on the wing. Now with the news coming out that center Fab Melo can’t play due to eligibility issues, Syracuse is in trouble. I thought Ohio State was going to be great this year but they haven’t lived up to the expectations. They aren’t better than last year’s team that was shot down in the Sweet 16 by Kentucky.

2012 NCAA Tournament Preview: South and West Regions

Tag: Basketball, NCAA BB

The greatest event in the world begins on Thursday and I will briefly preview each region. In this column I look at both the South and West regions. I pick who I think makes it to the Final Four and I also select a sleeper team that could legitimately reach the Final Four. I also make some not-so-bold guarantees. A terminological note: I don’t consider the “First Four” games as the first round. No matter what the NCAA tries to shove down my throat, the first round is Thursday and Friday.

One other thing you must remember about me is that I rarely pick upsets. I’m just not a risk taker and I play the odds. (If I pick a 5 seed and they get upset in the first round my bracket is screwed, a 1 or 2 seed is in all likelihood going to make it to the Sweet 16.)There’s a reason teams are seeded much lower and you never see the Butler or VCU runs coming. But that’s what makes the tournament incredible. I think it’s safe to say one of the top dogs is going to get upset and a Cinderella will make the Final Four. Keep in mind that the last time all number one seeds made the Final Four was back in 2008.

My 2011-2012 Big Ten Conference Postseason Awards

Tag: Basketball, NCAA BB

After tabulating all my votes (this is a dictatorship), I give to you my 2011-2012 Big Ten Conference Postseason Awards:

All-B1G Team

Draymond Green, Michigan State
Jared Sullinger, Ohio State
Robbie Hummel, Purdue
Trey Burke, Michigan
Jordan Taylor, Wisconsin